Okay, it’s time to load up my sleigh. This process alone is exhausting for somebody my age.
And then to adapt my sleigh with a wheelchair ramp took extra time and expense this year.
Meanwhile, just try to imagine what it takes to get a quadriplegic down chimneys. Think about all of the ropes and pulleys we had to get together. And I hope your Christmas tree is close to the chimney because I’m not going to be walking around to find it.
Oy vey It’s always the Jews that have to work on Christmas!
Oh well, I hope you have lots of fun this holiday season. I look forward to bringing my fine whine to the holidays next year.